NEW PHONE

Rachael got a new phone today - a Samsung Galaxy S4 like mine.She teaches me to do the audio-text feature. We try to get the phone to recognize "Text Rachael". Me: "Text Rachael" Phone: Rachel is not in your contacts. Who would you like to send a message to? Me: "Ray-chell" Phone: Raychelle is not in your contacts. Who would you like to send a message to? Me: (from hereon, substitute requests for various permutations of Rachael) Phone: Rach JL? Me: ... Phone: Watch Al? Watch is not in your contacts... Me: ... Phone: Ray j you? Me: ... Phone: read she'll? watch a deal? Deal is not in your contacts... rich? rock jl? jail? rough chello? Rough is not in your contacts... rotch jl? rock chat l? Me: "Text Rachael Holloway" Phone: Bill Holloway or Tricia Holloway? Finally, I admit defeat and change my contact to read "Rach". I say "Text Rach". It works twice. Then it says "You have two new messages from Ratch". Various texts of conversations plus intentional texts to Rachael thereafter read: -Text Reach -Say what I'm pretty -Text rash text Rachel much wood -Rash is not in your address book -Text ranch produce livelinks the van because of angel ------------------------- (Overheard snippet of conversation from the kitchen: Abby - "You have crabs?", Sam - "Just a few.")