AVOIDANCE

Things I have done today to avoid calling Charlotte, a terrifying woman at 
Hawaii EUTF (Employee's Union T-something F-something):

--Peruse Westword movie review Heart of Fartness - Hangover III. Director casts "rich, entitled fraternity dicks as underdog heroes". Sounds way bad.
Wonder about band "Trampled by Turtles".  Slow music? Ironically fast music?

--Cat tricks me into half-hour nap with loud purring and perfect positioning on corner of bed.

--Salted caramel latte with popcorn. Surprisingly good combo!

--Assemble and put out giveaway box on porch for Lupus, although Lupus has clearly come early and left empty-handed.

--Youtube. Rogue Traders. Andy Griffith banjo song Dooley. Yahoo News.

--Thought about calling Grandpa. Nah.

--Thought about cleaning house. Oh, now you're being funny.

--Thought about prepping dinner. Yes, quite the comedian.

--What does Coors Field stair guide Anna do for a real job? Elevator operator? Movie ticket-taker?

--Acupuncture. Thinking many people would call it torture, as I have electric current connected to many places. (But it was wonderful when it was over).

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