Bob Costas, Olympic announcer for CBS, has what looks like a nasty double case of conjunctivitis (pinkeye). Sam advances his 100%-certain theory that pinkeye is caused by poop in the eye. Costas, by Sam's train of thought, has obviously been sabotaged by
farts on his pillow. Farts - microscopic rainstorms of poop particles (no, they are not), famously are the sole cause of pinkeye (editor's note: no, they are not, it is an inflammation caused by viruses, allergies, irritants such as chlorine, shampoo, smoke) and the unfortunate Mr. Costas is a victim of an insidious, vicious fart booby-trap.
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Wonderful new sub sandwich from Subway: "There’s never been another sub like it! Crunch into a pile of Fritos
placed right on top of tender pulled chicken and authentic enchilada
sauce for a new satisfyingly delicious bite of flavor you can’t find
anywhere else!"
(Unfortunately it is 15 points on Weight Watchers and I only get 26 a day!)
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