VALENTINE'S DAY

Abby awakens to our typical wake-up routine: I turn her doorknob, dogs and cats rush in from out of nowhere, Otis leaps on the bed and puts his face thisclose to hers, Chester yawns, we leave. Only today (Happy Valentine's!!), instead of yawning, Chester farts distinctly three times. Abby - "That's not a yawn!".  Then we leave.

SAMPLING THE WEB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpMIbcJkz0

Stuart Edge and a Valentine's Day acapella group.

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Vincent Van Gogh, Starry Night Over the Rhone---

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_98VrEr3NA

Surprise twins find each other on the internet.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFEJ-Ctpjc          Miranda Lambert and Keith Urban - We Were Us



---Gus Kenworthy, U.S. Freestyle skier. He is taking four puppies he found in Sochi home to America.

BOB COSTAS

Bob Costas, Olympic announcer for CBS, has what looks like a nasty double case of conjunctivitis (pinkeye). Sam advances his 100%-certain  theory that pinkeye is caused by poop in the eye. Costas, by Sam's train of thought, has obviously been sabotaged by farts on his pillow. Farts - microscopic rainstorms of poop particles (no, they are not), famously are the sole cause of pinkeye (editor's note: no, they are not, it is an inflammation caused by viruses, allergies, irritants such as chlorine, shampoo, smoke) and the unfortunate Mr. Costas is a victim of an insidious, vicious fart booby-trap.

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Wonderful new sub sandwich from Subway: "There’s never been another sub like it! Crunch into a pile of Fritos placed right on top of tender pulled chicken and authentic enchilada sauce for a new satisfyingly delicious bite of flavor you can’t find anywhere else!"
(Unfortunately it is 15 points on Weight Watchers and I only get 26 a day!)